iscreamforzombies:

Mr. Darcy: Hey, I just met you

Mr. Darcy: and this is crazy

Mr. Darcy: but I came to town to convince my best friend not to marry your sister because your family is so much below him, but when I met you at the ball, I began to fall for you because you’re snarky, quick-witted, well-spoken, intelligent, and I find that you have the most beautiful green eyes. I’m a sucker for your eyes.

Mr. Darcy: so call on me maybe?

wilderspace:

god i love sushi. 

fuck I want sushi so bad right now…

When your mom cries and you’re just like

i don’t think i’ve ever seen a post with this many notes

Because there’s nothing more universal than the feeling of impending doom you get when you see your mother crying.

This is the post with highest notes on tumblr


(Source: kristinejoycecapatimakeyousmile)

dovah-cunt:

jennibrown:

fleurdecouture:

boundspirit:

illpointandshootyou:

nrwgn:

Sushi burrito = mouth has a boner.

Why is this not in my life? Right now?

^^^ Oh my god…..I want this so badly!

hnnngggggggg

I want sushi so bad, so bad

I don’t understand how this is a thing. So it’s probably Black magic.

Also, sushi wit mah bb gurl soon.

<3

ASDGAKDSJHAJSDFGASDJFAS GREAT ODIN’S RAVEN I WANT THIS

why are you not in my mouth right now…?

(Source: monicadarling)

happynstanceimaging:

fastandfunky:

allonsy221b:

godtierar:

thesassylorax:

disneytoonland:

The Little Mermaid 1989

Do you guys know how long it took me to work out that he has seven daughters because there are seven seas?

Decades.

i literally just figured that out right now.

^that^

DUDE.

Wow.

In his arms I get weak: TEST YOUR KEYBOARD

egobus:

emmybiscuit:

hawaiianbabidoll:

eatfoodzap:

caterfree10:

agrotera-thanatos:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”


THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER…

THBNFJSTHLAYDG